Too weird to live, Too unique to die

Call me weird but…

• I don’t like neither Cola, nor Pepsi, nor any other soft drink
• I don’t enjoy McDonalds or the typical fast-food restaurants
• I don’t like sparkling drinks or coffee
• I refuse to drink alcohol
• I never smoked or tried recreational drugs
• I find disco houses boring but I do like some EDM djs
• I prefer talking about deep subjects instead of small talk
• …but what I really prefer is to listen
• I eat slower than the average because I like to enjoy the food
• I use cloth handkerchiefs instead of paper ones (save the trees)
• I wash my hands every time I use the toilet (you filthy pigs!)
• I dry them with a single paper tissue
• I don’t like long sleeves, not even during Winter
• Soccer doesn’t excite me, unless the national team is playing
• When I’m having the time of my life I cry instead of spazzing out

Don’t judge.